That is correct, everything on the table is priced to go! $47.99.95.88.77! Cash only, no checks, and if you choose Visa or MasterCard I will bite you!

Ok, that is a boat, I get Bust Out Another Thousand! But where are Ducks, Dumb Ugly Chickens Kin Swim! Aint no Chickens swimming!

Shhhhh! Be very, very, quiet I am talking with Cari across town. She thinks the CIA is trying to spy on John's Apple phone, (Giggle), good luck with that!

Yes, NASA, that is about 2 inches of the 1,000 mile long mathematical formula known as the "Quantum Caticus Theory of Cosmic Velocity," It looks to me it has something to do with Amplified Ion Transected Parabolic Vectored Thrust! And the math is about to make me puke!

John, if you please, I rather do have to pee!

Pardon the photo quality, technical difficulties with MS OneDrive, CAUTION: If you leave it there for 30-60 days, you can't get it back! You have to take a picture of the picture on your computer screen with your cell phone, it's a mess!

Sophie, its not octophonic eyes, its octoscopic. To us, it has 8 legs, 8 eyes, is about half the size of a pencile erasor. To an Intergalatic space traveling beagle, able to manipulate the space time continuum, bend the very fabric of such! Its not a itty bitty spider, its TERRIFYING! She really does scream!

MS OneDrive's greedy snatch and grab, share only policy SUCKS! I told the Stupid Hillbilly put these share only photos on my face book page, Sophie Beagle. Ill go viral and crash their server farm! Gee, so a people flea, a Cootie! Ewe, Wee! Thats a whole can of Raid running long up there!

In about three seconds I am going to do something shocking! Yawn!

I'm watching the door!

She has spied a teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy, spider up in the corner of the ceiling! However, once again it's as big as a Georga Peach!

Oh, no way! That is so wrong! The VP really is lost on electric motovation! Please, don't lick the light socket!!!