Just minding my own business…

I only like swimming on land. I am the…LAND SHARK!

Husky or rooster? You decide.

Car rides?! I LOVE the car!!

Who needs TV when you’ve got a washing machine, amirite?!

What are shoes and WOAH WHERE DID THE GRAVITY GO?!

Merry Bark-mas to you and I’ll take my pets now kthnx.

I have been the goodest boy, can I have treats?

Me? Fluffy? What makes you say that?

Yeah, just going to rest my eyes real quick…ZzzZzZzzz

Do you like my Howlaween costume?

Aaaaand…BLUE STEEL!

I sat - where’s my treat?!