I don't always lounge by the pool, but when I do, I wonder why mom and dad don't do more social media so I can break the Internet with pics like this.

What if I never find out ‘who's a good boy’?

Teefers!

The most distinguished gentleman at the dog park

Camera down, mom...it's bed time!

We're brothers like Julius and Vincent in the movie Twins.

Why does daddy stalk and impersonate me everywhere I go? That's right...to hear mommy laugh. Glad you're amused, mom!

Dad, I came here for peace. Do I really need to hear about quantum mechanics, agricultural ETFs or the intricate differences between a heat pump and a gas furnace?

Glad the movers can wait a few more minutes...

Special delivery!

My parents make the bed around me so as not to disturb me...don't yours?

Dad, this is an invasion of our privacy!

Cheese!

Mom, would you like to rub my belly? (Just an idea) <3

Cheeeeeeese!

11 years old and I still have it!

Yes, I sleep like this all the time.