I don't always lounge by the pool, but when I do, I wonder why mom and dad don't do more social media so I can break the Internet with pics like this.

"But, mommy…what if I never find out ‘who's a good boy’?"

So tell me about your Invisaligns and why you needed them, mom?

Why does daddy stalk and impersonate me everywhere I go? That's right: to hear mommy laugh. Hardy-har-har, mom!

Dad, I came here for peace. Do I really need to hear about quantum mechanics, agricultural ETFs or the intricate differences between a heat pump and a gas furnace?

Glad the movers can wait a few more minutes...

OF COURSE my parents make the bed around me so as not to disturb me...don't yours?